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Miracle of Flaming Hand

Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 02:08:27 (\1274753307\UTC\C+0000)

I saw my left hand burning tonight. It was engulfed in blue and yellowish flames of naphtha. I would have watched and enjoyed the sight much more if my right hand hadn’t been aflame before with my Zippo in it and I hadn’t thrown it into a glass of water!
You see kids, there is actually no way of putting out a Zippo if it’s out of the case, say for refueling. I would really have liked to stop and take a picture for demonstration purposes, but saving a drowning Zippo is much more important.

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Smith, the Ascendant

Saturday, March 6, 2010, 19:01:39 (\1267902099\UTC\C+0000)

“Oh God!”
“Smith will suffice.”

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Trust Story

Friday, February 6, 2009, 00:03:16 (\1233878596\UTC\C+0000)

“You should never trust me,” said the second person.
“So I should sometimes trust you?” answered back the first person, after a while.
“Very good!” exclaimed the second person. “You are a quick study…”
The first person cut in. “But why should I trust you more than I trust anyone else then?”
“You don’t have to.” came back the prepared answer. “You should never trust me.”

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Most Important Factor

Saturday, January 24, 2009, 01:29:03 (\1232760543\UTC\C+0000)

I hate to be just parroting XKCD, but I’m also unbelievably lazy and unimaginative so here it goes:

Always factor in the cost of the annihilation of mankind!

Just make sure you are having it minimize the cost!

Heed this warning Amiross!

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Microsloth Windows 7

Sunday, January 11, 2009, 23:43:26 (\1231717406\UTC\C+0000)

Windows 7
My thought exactly. :D

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Sync Floyd

Thursday, January 8, 2009, 21:38:17 (\1231450697\UTC\C+0000)

Something neat just happened. I am on a train now, listening to “The Wall”, and the train broadcast system just came to life and started playing a bad performance of an instrumental version of the same track! On some montage of some sort.
Granted, the two tracks weren’t in sync, but still…

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How Much We Spend Waiting for Our Tools?

Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 00:21:06 (\1226967666\UTC\C+0000)
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C++ “Glasses”!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008, 09:20:25 (\1208337625\UTC\C+0000)

The Slashdotters put together a list of questions for Bjarne Sroustrup to answer a while back. The Q&A is interesting on its own, but this comment by an anonymous coward (as they are called on /.) is the funniest piece of writing I’ve read in a long time!
Read the Q&A and the rest of the comments too, if you have time.

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